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Hiking
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

xkcd.com

Every downhill walk is a waterslide that might have been.

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jonsionth75

4 hours ago

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2 public comments

summerofjay

138 days ago

Or conserve water by having on-demand zip-lines!

23223

marcrichter

137 days ago

I'd wager it's a closed loop

cheatmaster

137 days ago

The drones can just lift the end and the water will flow back - the slide doesn't even need power.

alt_text_bot

138 days ago

Every downhill walk is a waterslide that might have been.

steelhorse

135 days ago

The water is going to be an issue. Instead of a water slide, why not a really good Teflon coated slide? Or use that stuff Clark Griswold invented.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Steve by Zach Weinersmith
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
In fairness to Adam and Eve, nowhere in Leviticus are you told not to obey a talking snake.

Today's News:

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jonsionth75

4 hours ago

1 public comment

jlvanderzwan

126 days ago

Rewrite it to "Blame Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve" and it actually works without explanation, no?

edquartett2

126 days ago

Oh wow you're right why didn't the funny cartoon think of this

jlvanderzwan

124 days ago

I don't know if you're serious or sarcastic, but I wasn't trying to correct the cartoon but meant it as a suggestion for an irl protest sign

Levitz

123 days ago

FYI: 100% sarcastic XD

Repair Video
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

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The statue should be in the likeness of whatever sculptor posted the sculpting tool repair video that was most helpful during the installation of the statue.

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jonsionth75

4 hours ago

1 public comment

alt_text_bot

99 days ago

The statue should be in the likeness of whatever sculptor posted the sculpting tool repair video that was most helpful during the installation of the statue.

Fifteen Years
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

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jonsionth75

4 hours ago

7 public comments

deezil

77 days ago

Why's my face leaking?

Shelbyville, Kentucky

marcrichter

77 days ago

tbd

triss

78 days ago

I'm not crying, you're crying.

bodly

78 days ago

Austin, TX

GaryBIshop

78 days ago

So Sweet! Hooray for getting old!

sfringer

78 days ago

Life!

North Carolina USA

alt_text_bot

78 days ago

"Want to feel old?" "Yes."

Website Task Flowchart
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

xkcd.com

Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!

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jonsionth75

4 hours ago

5 public comments

LadyStrawberries

61 days ago

I swear to god if I see one more conversational interface today. It's even worse when this applies to real institutions

DGA51

71 days ago

Reality

Central Pennsyltucky

jlvanderzwan

72 days ago

Was todays xkcd written by 100R?

macr0t0r

72 days ago

That's a perfect description of AI chat agents: "who are available to produce words at you 24/7"

alt_text_bot

72 days ago

Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!

Funny Numbers
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

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In 1899, people were walking around shouting '23' at each other and laughing, and confused reporters were writing articles trying to figure out what it meant.

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jonsionth75

4 hours ago

3 public comments

saidtaj

45 days ago

https://www.nexahealth.top/2025/12/prepare-your-body-for-running-ultimate.html

deebee

49 days ago

At first I thought (Skidoo) there so we know he’s not referencing the Jim Carrey movie.

America City, America

alt_text_bot

50 days ago

In 1899, people were walking around shouting '23' at each other and laughing, and confused reporters were writing articles trying to figure out what it meant.

Hiking Wednesday February 11th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Steve by Zach Weinersmith Wednesday February 11th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Repair Video Wednesday February 11th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Fifteen Years Wednesday February 11th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Website Task Flowchart Wednesday February 11th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Funny Numbers Wednesday February 11th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Hiking
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Steve by Zach Weinersmith
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Repair Video
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Fifteen Years
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Website Task Flowchart
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM

Funny Numbers
Wednesday February 11^th, 2026 at 11:54 AM